Thursday, January 31, 2008

UNCOMFORTABLE!

So after 2 years of avoiding it. I finally made it to the doctor for my "well woman" exam. It's always a delightful event that every woman wants to experience!

I'm laying on the table and look up to see that the doctor has disguised the light with some kind of shield thing that had butterflies, flowers, sun and bees. I'm assuming it is some attempt to "lighten the situation". Anyway... the doctor starts his examination... then my cell phone rings..."KISS ME IN THE DARK, ROLL ME THROUGH THE NIGHT, HOLD ME LIKE YOU NEVER WANT TO LET GO! HIT ME WITH YOUR HEART, LET YOUR SKIN TALK TO MY SOUL!"

At that point, the examination was over!

No comments: